Peghan

Hello,

I don't know if anyone still watches this account, I've been pretty ploughed under with school work for the last year because I took five a-Levels D:

Anyway, I'm going to try and be more back now, I think Or try to, because school is school and stuff. Plus I seem to have been abducted by a local museum, we're doing a film and stuff so I'm writing script and museum miscellanea too

If you like badgers, like Basil the Badger on facebook, because badgers are cool and he has a quest for world domination.

That's pretty much the last year summed up

danke <3

Hello,

I don't know if anyone still watches this account, I've been pretty ploughed under with school work for the last year because I took five a-Levels D:

Anyway, I'm going to try and be more back now, I think Or try to, because school is school and stuff. Plus I seem to have been abducted by a local museum, we're doing a film and stuff so I'm writing script and museum miscellanea too

If you like badgers, like Basil the Badger on facebook, because badgers are cool and he has a quest for world domination.

That's pretty much the last year summed up

danke <3

And still, we have the spellchecker -.-


Well, I was reasonably happy until I went downstairs and noticed that all my sisters had drank (drunk??) my supply of coke >.< Coca coala, not like, coke coke. Yeah.

But anyway, my family are going to a music festival this weekend, and me and are staying behind dog-baby sitting with nothing but two toblerones, cadbury whole-nut, galaxy, series one and two of the Young Ones and Drop Dead Fred to keep us alive and entertained. Which probably means that we won't survive the weekend If anyone wants to join us then they're perfectly welcome

^^^^^My life is jampacked full of fun and excitement

Just popped downstairs to see what the unusual voice at the door was, but it's okay. It's just an unusual person.

I'll probably write another story to submit once I've finished this journal, but I've got to think of it first Meaning I'll make it up as I go along as usual. Sorry, I'm particularly boring today.
And, seeming as I'm so boring, I've collected some of the more 'interesting' turns our family conversations have taken just to flesh out this journal entry:

This Morning
Me : How did the Long Distance Boob Fondler get over there?
Mum : I moved it over there.
Dad : That Long Distance Boob Fondler is an immigrant, a migrant, moving from place to place, always ready to -
Neave : Long Distance What?!
Me : Bood Fondler.
Mum: Most people call it a ladle.
Neave : Ah.

In the Car
Me: Oh my god, Move! You're driving on the wrong side of the road!
Dad: I don't care, I'm Graham Smeaton and I do what I like!

Anyway,  It's a wonder I'm still alive. There's plenty more where that came from too
I've got to clean my room. fml.
It would be okay, but the cardboard promo board from the cinema, dead owl, barometer and traffic cone really do make things so much more difficult to order.
Exam results tomorrow. These are bad times.
Toodle-pip Old beans!

But something really heavy has happened D:

Okay beans, I'm back from my worldwide tour, but something really heavy has happened.
MY COMPUTER HAS MORPHED AND GROWN A SPELL CHECKER. AN INTERNET SPELL CHECKER. BLASPHEMY. For this reason, the rest of this journal shall be misspelt. Ha.

Soo, i muust appologisse foor mein absencee. Uhh, fiirst i Waz destracted byy the Olimpic Toorch cumming (<That's a corretc speeling? Oh deear ) tooo mein townn. 'Twass okaaay, buut Laterr dat evenning Mee and mein familiy-uniit (andd ze Dawg) weree evacuatedd frum ourr householdd duue toooo a gass leeke. Thhat nite I sleptt onn the floore withh ze dawg. Afterr zat ze towwn woz flooodddeeeddd und afterr zat i Hadd Beaucoup de Examms und afterr zat I wentt to germany forr a longg tiiime Und then too Lundun und thenn toooo scotland.

germany woz realllyy cooool. i Went withh my Fwiend Mariana, whoo livess der. Howeverr herr sisterr Ale had a frenchh exchangee student living der toooo und we hadded to speak Francais which woz cool but myy braine exploded by ze end. alll inn Alll I hadd a grate timee, evenn thoughh I woz stayying with a ruthless lichenn killer (Ich laufer uber lichen! ) Beucoup de lols

Lundun I woz inn twicee in onee weak. Ze furst timee I woz stayin' with childless millionairs tho, 'twas veri goode
Den I went to scotland withe mein familiy. Accidentlyy turnedd all myy litttle sisterss into Hippiess. Ah vell.

Todays woz mein furst day homee. Soo I bakes a cake. It woz horriblee! Urgh. Shall give the rest to mein grandperents mwahhahahahaha/.

Hope I can disable this spellchecker soon >.<

Sorry again! Hopefully I'll stay on rather more stablely in ze future. I've barely been home recently XD.

Btw, my sisters account is Her artwork is okay if you want to check it out. and if I vanish again you can make her force me back

Hope no ones forgotten me! Though I wont blame you if you have

and stop changing your user names!

As one can see, the orignal titles have died a sad death.


Now, here starts a rather perculiar tale, for one decided earlier in the morning to become rather well-spoken. One cannot place her dainty finger upon why this was so, but one must do as one fancies. It was rather fun, oh hurrah!

Many chums couldn't quite discover one's reasons for this, but one explained patiently that if one is to become empress of the world, one must be articulate and well-spoken. One must have a hunting hound named Tarquin, smoke a pipe and wear a tweed jacket. Unfortunately one's chums found this rather odd, so one challanged them to a duel at dawn.

One is feeling better today, after the ghastly miserable-ness of the previous entry in this rather delightful logbook. One has received an unexpected A* for what appeared to one to be a comic piss-take of the teachers in one's exstabilshment. One also had hours of fun trying to debate with one's doubtful chums how odd it is that 'I assume' is singular but 'One assumes' is plural. One was delighted with this little oddness in English grammar.

One has much work to do this week. One must become both fluent in La Francais and Cymraeg (Merde! Pettiass! Putain! Cachi! Cer i Grafu! Pidgyn bach!). One is rather worried about the oral examinataions, especially due to the soreness of one's throat.

Just in case any of you old beans are interested, one has a story which one shall post on Friday for one has much of the dratted physics and maths to keep one entertained tonight. As one is leaving school in 25 days one feels that it may be time to start making an effort with the homework for once.

One's motto for today is: Let no one tell one that one is not a penguin!

Toodle-pip, old beans!